Motherhood is...

When your once-perfectly-made bed now looks like this throughout the day:

Complete with a water-proof mattress pad. Why? Because your preschooler won't nap anywhere else and refuses to put a "diaper" on for nap time.
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When your jacuzzi bath tub has a frog full of bath toys attached to the wall and your kid's the only one who even uses the jacuzzi tub anymore.

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When your vanity area includes a bottle of Baby Magic.

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When you realize you just washed your face with a Bert and Ernie wash cloth.

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When your living room contains furniture your butt won't fit in

and it's covered in children's books.

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When you find baby dolls is strollers in random places.

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When your bedroom ottoman looks like this:

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When you have a basket in the corner of your bedroom

filled with tiny shoes.

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When you find Cookie Monster paraphernalia everywhere.

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When your once-organized bathroom shelf looks like this:

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When this is next to your toilet:

and this is what the other downstairs toilet looks like:

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...and you wouldn't have it any other way.