Zoner Math

Luckily, I did get a better education than that!

Celebration time! It's Saturday! Let's see, we've got a busy weekend planned. I'm waiting on Hana Grace to wake up right now, I guess she's sleeping in again today. I just peeked in on her and she looks so comfy! Joe is off hitting golf balls. He's going to sign up for the lessons I got him when his foot heals. He had an ingrown toenail removed, OUCH! It looks pretty gross but he assures me it looks a lot worse than it feels. It's a little sore, but he says it's nothing compared to the pain he was in before he had it removed. He has to soak his foot in a salt, white vinegar, and water concoction twice a day...what a douche! Did I just say that? LOL

We have a guy from Dish Network coming to service our satellite dish sometime between 12:00 and 5:00 pm today. The darn thing hasn't been working right for a couple weeks now. We haven't even been able to keep up with The Next Food Network Star because that's the show it always messes up on. It's always "acquiring satellite signal." Jennifer informed me yesterday that my favorite guy on the show, Shane, got the boot.

While we wait on the serviceman, Joe has to do lawn work and he wants to finish cleaning the garage while I clean out closets...FUN! We're preparing for Wayne's arrival and I'm ashamed to admit that the closet in his room is a nightmare! I've been telling myself forever now that I need to tackle it and now I have a reason to! Lucky me!

So as far as TV goes, let's see. I ended up being disappointed that Christina won Hell's Kitchen. She was originally my favorite, but she sure got cocky and conceited there towards the end, so bad that I wanted Petrozza to win instead. I know she'll do well though, and she's young enough that Gordon Ramsey will be able to mold her into what he wants. We're also watching America's Best Dance Crew (we caught up on that last night). My favorite is Supreme Soul, but Fanny Pak did awesome this last time. I really liked their 80s prom theme. Then there's So You Think You Can Dance. I think they should just go ahead and announce Will the winner. He is amazing and his body is unbelievable! Sure I like Courtney, Gev, Katee, Twitch, Chelsea, and even Joshua, but none of them hold a candle to Will! I was very happy to see Comfort go, and Thayne was good but just not as good as Will and Joshua were when they danced for their life. I don't really have a favorite on Shear Genius yet, although I couldn't have been happier to see that guy from Dallas go this last time. I think he has cheated on his wife and she found out about it. That's the only explanation as to why he continuously felt the need to proclaim his love for her!

Man, I could go on and on. Sad, huh? There is just way too much good TV right now! We have our DVR set to record so much, we can't keep up with it! We don't have enough time to watch everything! We'll still be catching up on things way after they have ended, so don't ruin anything for me! Thank goodness we're able to fast forward through the parts of the shows we don't care to watch. We can get through an episode of America's Best Dance Crew in about 15 minutes! LOL I do want to tell Josh though that he needs to be sure to record the very last episode of So You Think You Can Dance because that crazy popper from LA is going to be in a dance off with some other well-known popper. We're in for a treat!

Enough TV talk. Yesterday Hana Grace and I went on a shopping spree with Jenn Ellen. We had so much fun! First we went to Ikea, and let me just tell you that I felt like I had been to Six Flags and back when we left that store. Whew! Hana didn't get to experience Ikea, she slept through the entire store! We did see this weird couple put a mosquito net over their baby's stroller when they entered the store. The baby wasn't covered when they were outside, but when they came in the building they felt the need to cover the baby...weird! Then this little boy stuck his fingers at Hana and yelled pretty loudly "baby, baby!" Mind you, I had Hana enclosed in her stroller. I had the top pulled over her so she wouldn't be disturbed, but the kid stuck his fingers through the opening and yelled at her. What's worse is the kid's father just laughed and kept saying, "Yea, it's a baby. It's sleeping." Then get your kid's finger out of her face if you recognize she's sleeping!!! After that was a quick trip to Michael's, then a stop off at Ulta. I got to splurge on some eye makeup since Jennifer got me a gift card for my birthday! And then we ran into Hobby Lobby and got to hear all about our checker's granddaughter, Ava Grace. (She heard me refer to Hana as Hana Grace) People really talk to me now that I have Hana. Before I just mixed in with the crowd. For a while I felt like I needed to look really nice when I went anywhere with Hana because so many people approach me to gawk at her, but then I realized that they couldn't care less what I look like. They just want to stare at her. LOL She's gotten to where she really puts on a show now, too! She had a crowd surrounding us at Target the other day. She was playing peekaboo with her burp cloth and making her "toot" noises with her mouth, just spitting everywhere! The more the ladies laughed the more she gave them!

Okay, I think I've rambled on enough for the day! TTFN!